Whether or not I want to admit it, Mr. Mojito has a man crush on Guy Fieri. Yes, the Food Network Star, host of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, Ultimate Recipe Showdown, and Guy’s Big Bite.
While most people DVR shows like Gossip Girl, 902 dime, LOST, and Grey’s Anatomy, we at the Mojito household tape Food Network shows like Tyler’s Ultimate, Giada at Home, Barefoot Contessa, and ANYTHING Guy!!
After we get home from working out what is the first thing that Mr. Mojito says? “Can we watch Guy now?” If I did not know any better I would swear he actually plans his day around watching his shows.
I have never seen him laugh so much at a TV show (well maybe with the exception of The Soup). I swear when he hears some of Guy’s famous sayings such as, “I could eat 12 or 76 of these”, “That’s on point”, “That's off the hook”, and “That’s money”, I think his heart skips a beat. You may think I am exaggerating, but I assure you I am not…Mr. Mojito really is that ridiculous.
I KNOW he spends his time daydreaming about having Guy’s job (and spiky bleached blonde hair and sunglasses) and being his best friend. Seriously, how did this happen? Since when do I play second fiddle to a Food Network personality?
Well, that is OK. Payback will come when he realizes I have run away with Giada!
While most people DVR shows like Gossip Girl, 902 dime, LOST, and Grey’s Anatomy, we at the Mojito household tape Food Network shows like Tyler’s Ultimate, Giada at Home, Barefoot Contessa, and ANYTHING Guy!!
After we get home from working out what is the first thing that Mr. Mojito says? “Can we watch Guy now?” If I did not know any better I would swear he actually plans his day around watching his shows.
I have never seen him laugh so much at a TV show (well maybe with the exception of The Soup). I swear when he hears some of Guy’s famous sayings such as, “I could eat 12 or 76 of these”, “That’s on point”, “That's off the hook”, and “That’s money”, I think his heart skips a beat. You may think I am exaggerating, but I assure you I am not…Mr. Mojito really is that ridiculous.
I KNOW he spends his time daydreaming about having Guy’s job (and spiky bleached blonde hair and sunglasses) and being his best friend. Seriously, how did this happen? Since when do I play second fiddle to a Food Network personality?
Well, that is OK. Payback will come when he realizes I have run away with Giada!
Please tell me I am not the only person whose spouse has a man crush!
